Joshua's rather graphic ode to Valentines Day. Not for little children

Full credit goes to Joshua Nassiri-luv Sanj

Valentines: The Reckoning

And so the day of St. Valentine approaches.

A lovely time when stores look like Clifford ralphed all over the shop,

And those damned cupids start poking arrows in eyes and asses.

Delightful, is it not?

I think I'd rather be the anti-cupid.

Spread the love?

I think not.

Spread the blood, spread the gore,

Lets see how romantic the G.I tract is hanging from the bed.

Delicious, delicious.

A cacophony of screaming, crying,

Now that's what I'd like to hear.

Oh Valentine's day,

Beseech me your fool,

And the heart of the coming day of Reckoning.

Let's see these people love

Without that bloody heart in their ruined breast.